My name is Hamish.
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Tuesday 10 November 2009

H1N1 Truth?

Alternate Title: Are you paranoid yet? You fucking should be!

BELL TOLLING for the Swine Flu (CAMPANAS por la gripe A) subtitled from ALISH on Vimeo.



This nice nun provided me with a lot of new information about H1N1 and its vaccine that I hadn't heard before.

I remember a week after the pandemic was announced, I saw the conspiracy theories about how swine flu was designed by 'the government' to infect and therefore control us all. I rolled my eyes.

Strange how there does seem to be something disturbing going on anyway. Where I live, there's are been reports/rumours that the H1N1 vaccine can cause some mental disorders but a lot of the folk assumed that this was worth the gamble to protect themselves from the dreaded pig-flu.

As it turns out, swine flu is less dangerous than common seasonal flu. I'm pretty sure that wasn't on the news.

Saturday 7 November 2009

Who Is John Galt? (and other questions)

There was no ignoring. It was so noticeably out of place that every pair or passing eyes would have been drawn to it. I was just going to the shops. Bread, coffee, batteries. But there it was, the awkward imposing question that every man or woman would prefer to be locked in the dark safety of their minds, not out on the street like that.

Graffiti. There's some graffiti in the underpass that says something like "Think once upon your being and twice upon your soul." This graffiti is one of many; a collection of meaningless pseudo-intellect that comes way down on my interest-foodchain. The graffiti that says "Neil loves men" is far more interesting.

Today though, more daring graffiti caught my attention. Sprayed on top of a supermarket, looming over the street: "Why Do You Do This Every Single Day?" Then again, on the same wall, about a yard to the right. "Why Do You Do This Every Single Day?".

It sometimes seems like England was doomed to be full of subservient folk. More so than any other country. We occasionally cast this illusion of freedom, but anything we freely do is monitored and recorded. The 'Nineteen Eighty-Four' analogy is almost pointless now. The comparison seems so... normal. Then there's Guy Fawkes Night; a disturbing British holiday where each year we ask children to reenact the torture of a 17th century conspirator who tried to overthrow the government and the monarchy. Or at least that's my understanding of it, and it's probably a little bit dramatic. But why do we have to burn his effigy? Why does it have to be a celebration? A gentle reminder that rebellion will earn you a dark few pages in the history books and a life time of vilification.

"Why Do You Do This Every Single Day?" I tried not to think about it. Today is Saturday, I reasoned to myself, and I'm just going to the shops. I don't do this every single day. Of course, Monday will come and I will walk past the supermarket and have to silently answer the question in my head. I tried to ignore it and carry on walking. A few meters down the road it was there again, on the back of a road sign, "Why Do You Do This Every Single Day?" and underneath, on a bollard, "Why?" So I said it under my breath. I go to work every day because this is the system that is set in place for me. Any alternative would be ostracised and ultimately ignored. This is how we function. It is a machine. Hints at anything better and more enjoyable make us feel excited but we look up at Big Brother for approval and he frowns and shakes his head, disappointed.

I decided to walk through the city instead of getting my coffee, bread and batteries. Rather awesomely, it was everywhere. Sprayed on nearly every road at some point. Things like this, could they really change anything? What would it take? Is there any point is reminding people of their perceived bitter "responsibilities" to the company or the country?

I want change, but I offer no alternative. Neither does this unknown and daring graffiti artist. Perhaps it was just to provoke a response. Or to cause people to just take a moment to realise that they don't have to work; they choose to. Perhaps that's the most depressing thing.



You know, I bet some people look at this graffiti and think to themselves "Because I love what I do." Such is life. I suppose the most important thing is that we all do what we love. There is a lot of honor in running a business or working in an office, and if you enjoy it then surely you are living a good life with purpose and meaning. But the system is already in place for people like that. What about the rest of us? Is it worth constantly swimming against the current for your entire life? In our hearts we would probably all say "Yes, it's worth it. To have not wasted your life doing something you dislike is worth the struggle." But here we are, doing it. Every single day.

Monday 19 October 2009

Alopecia



There are so many lights outside my window. The perspective is perfect, they look like luminous tram lines. I am pleased to have my curtains. In an ideal world, I would own curtain glasses. However beautiful they look, I like the perfect dark and silence. I need silence for sleep. My ex-girlfriend used to snore like anything. God, I could have hit her. (the acceptable face of domestic violence).

Holy fuck, was that a Christmas advert? Jesus Christ.

There is so much blood in my bathroom I would definitely get arrested if the Police decided to do a spot check. Actually, some of it is pomegranate juice and the odd bit is pomegranate shampoo. I was making a cocktail of shampoo, juice and blood. I call it Blood 2.0 with juice and shampoo. I cut myself shaving and went a bit dramatic with the clean up. Usually shaving cuts are like "yeah whatever, tissue paper will solve this." Not today! It was like like I left the blood-tap on. Everywhere, seriously.

Thursday 15 October 2009

Mentalism is hard, lets go shopping.

I predict that tomorrow there will be an earthquake in Chicago and that a 40 year old Jamaican woman will win $300,000,000 for some reason.

I devined this information just by making it up, which seemed as good a method as any. If it comes true, I expect to be hailed as a God.

Stay tuned!

Wednesday 14 October 2009

Golden

"Silence is very imporant. The silence between the notes are as important as the notes themselves." - so said Mozart

Sometimes I think that maybe I'm the silence between the notes. Other times, I feel like I'm the noise.

I tried sensory deprevation last night. It involves blasting white noise into your ears and staring at blackness etc etc... I guess most people know what sensory deprevation is. I didn't expect to see what I saw.

I saw dolphins, then a couple crying and fucking at the same time, then I saw through the eyes of a girl jumping of a bridge.

That's almost as good as dreaming! Maybe I can record things like this in my dream journal instead of my dreams seeing as I can remember these. Remembering dreams is hard when all your really want to do is eat some Wheatabix. Except I go for the Sainsbury's own brand; Wheatbiscs.

Only suckers eat Wheatabix. Look at that title, it's even got an X in it to appeal to young people. It's got wheat in it to appeal to old people, and they carelessly glued these elements together. Wheatbiscs on the other hand are superior because I can afford them.

Tuesday 13 October 2009

Next Day Air Machines

I wonder what it would be like to have a ridiculous amount of personalities. Like split personailty disorder but more like shredded or smashed. Broken, if you will.

You would just be this unpredictable, seemingly crazy dude.

And you would, at some point, love everything. Every view point from every perspective flashing in and out of your beliefs like a slide show. The first multipurpose human being, capable of almost any feat, but locked in a padded cell.

I wonder how many real geniuses are locked up. I wonder how many warnings against alien invasions we might one day wish we'd listen to. Maybe it is, as I remember one girl saying once, "all about orange. Everything in the world, it's all connected and all to do with orange." I guess she knows something I don't know, because I doesn't seem like its all to do with orange.

But I never went to university or anything.

Monday 12 October 2009

Trading Lives With Batman

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In a weird turn of events, Dick Grayson came to my door yesterday morning and strongly suggested that I take over the burden of being Batman for a whole month. Obviously, this was completely awkward because I'm trying to find a new job at the moment and I don't really have time, but the guy has SO much money, he pretty much bribed me into it.

Turns out though, Norwich is a pretty safe place to live. Compared to Gotham City.

I missed a couple of major things which I guess would be used against me if ever I get judged for my efforts. There was a drunken fight on one of the bridges over the Wensum and a guy drowned, but I didn't even know about it because how the fuck would I? Then some other man died because two drunk dudes beat the shit out of him. It's tragic, yes, but wearing this custume is reeaallly embarrassing and I don't really want to be seen in it.

I cleared up some litter though and drove around in my car (didn't use bat mobile because it's way too confusing and has flying capabilities which is something that I really don't want to have to learn) looking for people who were being criminals but nothing actually came up.

There was a fancy dress party and some guy was dressed as Heath Ledgers Joker which threw me at first because it was a convincing costume and I'm not really qualified to battle people like that.

Another complaint I have, and I don't mean to go on, but I didn't get a Robin. It's not that I needed one, but if anything did come up, I would have probably fucked it all up. Robin could have at least given me a few pointers, but I didn't get anything.

I'm telling you, Dick Grayson owes me big time. If he didn't want to be Batman he could have just hung himself.