My name is Hamish.
This is my online journal.

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Thursday 24 September 2009

And One Head Can Never Die



Hallelujah. My favourite band released an album and I feel like a crazy fanboy.

I was just going to write about how much I love Brand New and their new album, but I did something similar about two weeks ago after Derren Brown predicted the lottery numbers and I wrote a long blog post about how awesome he is.

But still... It's tempting. I mean I do love them... and it's not like anyone is reading this. Except you, of course, but this entire correspondence is completely hypothetical.

If you got spotify, listen to the album.

It's really clarified the way that I want to write new material though. I think I'll get a lot of work done this weekend, music wise. There's nothing like the lyrics of a terribly depressed man to inspire me.

Maybe I'll cover one of the songs and post it here.

Okay, running on now. Night.

Thursday 17 September 2009

Things Omitted From My Journal



Most mornings, I will wake up and awkwardly avoid the glare of my dream journal; its bare pages guilting me all the way to the shower.

These days, I'm supposed to keep a dream journal. The problem is this: as much as I want to keep a dream journal; I want to keep secrets too.

The dates in my dream journal go like this:
  • June 2nd
  • June 3rd
  • June 4th
  • September 17th
For the space in between, I constantly dreamt of a girl who was not my girlfriend. As if it wasn't enough to keep her out of my waking thoughts, she's invaded my dreams too. I can't blame the girl though, she never asked to be dreamt of.

So what was I supposed to do? My girlfriend always read my journal and I, god forbid, could not be honest about it. The regularity of dreams from which she was not a character were never frequent enough to justify keeping the journal, but I still have to keep it, I'm not allowed to not keep it.

Heavily edited versions of dreams will have to be produced.

Things omitted from my dream journal, September 17th 2009:

"...this was the place that I met her."
"...the only friend who also knew about the girl."
"...to meet the girl again."
"...I knew the way, because this is where we had sat and kissed for hours."

And you can see the predicament. Obviously, these things could not be included.

Heavily edited... It is the only solution!

Saturday 12 September 2009

Big Brother observe aussi bien.



My country was once written about in a way that was terrifying but all too familiar. It's not a new thing to say that "Nineteen Eighty-Four" became a self fulfilling prophecy for Britain, but I've had a couple of experiences that made me feel very differently about England and its neighbours.

I have a friend who lives in Ukraine and we took him on a road trip once, with no particular place to go. We just thought we'd show him Britain, maybe Ireland. It was weird because he hadn't really ever been to a city before. Not a large one, at least.

I've always noticed the cameras. They are everywhere, as the stories accurately report. Strangers tend to notice them too, but people who live here don't seem to see them. That's the way of things around here, outrages soon become normal as everyone realises there's nothing we can do about it anyway. My friend, Alek, noticed a few on our first day and commented on the Big Brother parallel.

"You've seen 10 cameras? How many times do you think you've been on camera today?" I asked him.

He shrugged.

The truth is, we'd been on camera over 300 times that day. Practically everything we did had been recorded. "300 times a day" is the general viral response when asked how many times the average Briton had been on camera in one day, but in this case, it was definately close to the mark.

"Who is watching?" Alek asked. I thought about it for a long time. So yes, everything I do is watched and there are some cameras that bother me more than others. At work, there is a security camera right behind my head. On the way to and from work, I can count 20 on the roads, not including speed cameras. In the city itself, where I live, its impossible to count. There are none on my road, as far as I can tell. But all these cameras must be watched by different people, even though I don't know who. Big Brother took a different shape then. Not as a secret ruler that I could blame all my troubles on, but actually another part of us. After all, who put the cameras there? And who didn't tear them down?

Alek also heard about the wind farms. There was nothing like that in his country at the time and there still isn't as far as I know. There happened to be one reasonably near where we were, or at least close enough to justify going to stare and the great big things. It was funny actually, after all the fuss there was about constructing them everywhere, I hadn't ever actually any.

We drove past a field with row upon row and giant towers, each one ominously looming over the next. Perfectly still. "They're not moving," said Alek.

"No." I said.

At the G20 protests earlier this year, the public came extaordinarilly close to rebelling against the police entirely. I thought about Alek then, as he constantly used to question some of the English normalities and its government and especially its people. Specifically, why we didn't seem to care enough to do "anything about anything", as he said.

A few months ago, the government were allowed to put cameras inside peoples homes to make sure that their kids went to bed at the right time in problem families. This was the main reason why the scheme was deemed such a good idea. About a month earlier, the police, with cameras mounted in their helmets were allowed to follow 'criminals' wherever they went, in case he commited another crime. The police would walk a few steps behind them and wait outside their house until they could follow them again. It successfully stopped more crimes being commited by this person but, as they all too often say, at what cost?

Bus stops currently threaten us with warnings from the police. A gently reminder not to break the laws that have been set for us. We are not allowed to take photos of buildings, specifically in London, there have been cases where the police have literally deleted photos off of someones camera. There are lots of quaint examples of this kind told every day in the newspaper, of all places. They're actually quite common.

The latest one that I heard yesterday was the new "You Could Be A Paeophile" database that 11 million people across the country will have to submit their details to if they have ever been near or even seen a child. There's a £65 fee to be on the database, of course, and you will also be subject to investigation. This was all done with the best intentions, I don't doubt. But there's a lot of "guilty until proven innocent" going on, which I'm certain does not sit well with most people.

It's not always for our protection though, as far as I can tell. Who could forget, or rather, why are we forgetting the £1 billion system that will give the Government access to our emails, text messages, phone calls and internet usage. Alek's words come back to me when he asked "Who is watching?" It gets confusing, I don't even know what they're looking for, let alone who's reading my stuff.

I am of the opinion that everyone has secrets and everyone has the right to them too. Although none of my secrets are dark and evil and I do not feel unsafe here, I don't like the idea that nothing is my own.

C'est la vie. Maybe it will all just go away.

Friday 11 September 2009

I Heart Derren Brown

And so Derren Brown successfully predicts the lottery, and furthermore admits to essentially breaking in to the BBC and personally rigging the result.

I love that man.

Even the fact the he dedicated tonight's show to a perfectly legal but obviously bullshit explanation to exactly how he did it warms my heart and makes me feel a sense of camaraderie for all fellow liars everywhere.

And now he promises to actually force people to 'stick to their sofa' this time next week... I would very much like to live with him.

I saw Derren Brown a few months ago at my theatre. He hypnotised my girlfriend to drink a glass of vinegar and then (successfully) psychically predict the contents of a strangers wallet. I knew how the drink was done, but it was still an awesome trick and made all the better by the fact that my girlfriend was in it.

By the way, I'm obviously just really excited and impressed by Derrens latest tricks because I'm just mindlessly talking about him on my blog... for no other reason other than it makes me feel like a little kid.

That is all. I love magic tricks.

Thursday 10 September 2009

Holy Fuck

or I Miss Missing or I Miss Going Missing, Being Missed By You.



Autumn does not feel like a real season. Here where I am, it's either getting colder or getting warmer, and those are the seasons. But right now it's the strange time of year where short sleeves and earmuffs isn't such a strange choice.

Looking back at my last blog post, I notice that it kind of sucks. I should explain that the hallucinations I've been having all week are from lack of sleep. I decided vehemently that the more I slept, the sadder and less creative I was. Who, after all, would really want their mind to be at ease? I much prefer my mind to be racing along, struggling and half processing many more things that it could realistically deal with.

The more we sleep, the more boring we are or eventually become.

I was becoming sick of sleeping more than living. Working more than living. It was the only time in my life so far that I thought "I better get some sleep." What did I think the consequences were going to be?

So I think I prefer myself tired. But I also think it's going to take a whole lifetime to learn how to live in my skin.

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Post Script: I feel that, once again, I have written mostly about nothing so I promise that this weekend I will tell a good story to my blog and its nonexistant readers.

Monday 7 September 2009

Jachamelian


"However, I'm better. If not now then never."
-Li'l Wayne 2008


I'm hallucinating so much this week.

This is an amalgamation of essentially three different things. One, a nice picture. Two, an out of context hip hop lyric. Three, a statement of fact from my personal life.

I might make it the first in a series of posts following this basic structure.

Goodnight, brothers and sisters.

Sunday 6 September 2009

Half Write



Today I thought a lot about Andy Warhol, Truman Capote and Jonathan Safran Foer.

A girl said she thinks I'm mostly haunted by every choice that I didn't make. Things could have been very different and I often convince myself that almost all of my alternate realities would be better than my current one but that's bullshit.

I need to write some letters and make my girlfriend a mixtape.

I think I'm going to love her until I die of something.

“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.”

-Jonathan Safran Foer

Lantern Sonntag

Lantern Sunday in the city. Everyone spends days or weeks crafting their own paper lanterns.

A lot of people spend days or weeks just making one beautiful lantern, and they'll hang it somewhere in the city centre where people will see it, choosing their spot carefully as so not to lose attention from other lanterns nearby.

This year, we decided to make several hundered identical lanterns and string them all around the castle at the top of the hill, placed just so the people on the street below can't quite work out the eerie glow. The castle is the pinnacle of our city, all roads spiderweb out from it like how all roads lead to Rome. It looks like it should be the highest point because it's on such a steep motte, but it isn't anymore.

Usually, in the small ampitheatre next the the castle gardens, they do open air Shakespear plays on this day of the year. Hopefully lots of people will see our lanterns when they walk past. There's a glass elevator that leads from the bottom to the top of the hill so people can go up and look at the patterns we've made with out lanterns, if they want to.

Lateral

What a relapse.

I need a outlet that I'm actually going to stick to.

Because nobody really reads this, I feel comfortable exposing my soul for a couple of minutes. It's something I don't usually do and I've considered buying a journal for that exact reason but the truth is I can't afford a journal. I can't afford fucking anything...

There is a definate void in my life.

I need to start creating things that people can genuinely care about.

In the shower today, I thought about the band. As a kid, when we sucked and could only play a few songs, I kind of assumed that eventually, with time, we would be huge. Then I suppose when I got a bit older, fame was less important, it was just a word, which was reassuring. There's a couple of moments I remember that epitomize why I wanted to play music. One of them was playing to a big crowd and looking down from the stage over the barrier to see a girl mouthing out the lyrics that I wrote with my friend in his bedroom. As we sang them, she sang them too. It doesn't seem like much, but these were words that this girl remembered enough to be able to sing them back to us. Hell, I bet she still knows them... I wrote those words. Maybe they meant something to her. Why would she have heard my song enough times to know the words anyway?

I used to write stories to girls that I liked. There was one girl, her mother was a pop star in the 70s, I wrote her so many stories because she was so beautiful and perfect. When I bumped into her a few months ago, she remebered them and I really wanted to tell her why I kept on ridiculously writing these damn things. I guess stories alone weren't enough to get this girl to like me. She was an artist, I should have written her songs instead.

At night time, I think about comic books and digital music. Secret societies and other bright ideas.

For my last birthday, I bought myself a book of simplified anatomy so I could be a comic book artist. I'd been reading lots of things by Mike Mignola and Gabriel Ba, which was so completely captivating that I had to put my own stories into the same medium. I must have looked at the book 4 or 5 times.

Back when I had money, I spent a fortune on music production software and different types of synths and midi pads and effects processors so that I could start my solo project with everything I needed. I haven't started a single track in over a year.

Last year, about this time, I wrote a novel. Now it's stuck on PC in the boot of my car where I won't ever be able to access it. The subject matter is beautiful if poorly executed, but it was my first real novel. I want to do it again this year but I've made a ridiculous career choice which will consume all my time for the next three years and then dictate the rest of my life down a very narrow path.

Why have I spent thousands of pounds on a diploma in therapy when I just don't care about people?

I've convinced myself that I can just learn of this and then just play the part. These won't by counselling lessons, they'll be acting lessons. Then when I get my diploma, I can just get into character. How different could it be from my every day life? At least I'll be helping people... probably myself too. I'm certain it will be good for me somehow.

Man, it's late. But this is about 50% of what's plaguing me at the moment, which is enough. It helps to write it down. It gives me solitude... or fortitude. I'm getting stupider as I get older and I use the wrong words for things from time to time. But what I mean is that writing all of this down makes me feel like maybe tomorrow I'll actually write a song.

Hey look at the time... One minute past midnight. Today is brand new day.